Vol. I · No. 1 The Marmot Chronicle Est. 1962 · Free

OnlyMarms · $OnlyMarms

Launching on Robinhood Chain · via pools.trade

Front Page · Breaking

Degens for Marmots. 60+ years of government funding cut.

$OnlyMarms is the meme coin born from the viral OnlyMarms story — now launching on Robinhood Chain via pools.trade. One hundred percent of creator royalties go straight to the M.A.D Lab to keep marmot science alive. For the marmots.

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"for the marmots!" ↴

fig. 1 — the mascot · RMBL / M.A.D Lab

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100%

Royalties donated

1962

Lab funded since

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Marmots saved

Launch Desk · Robinhood Chain

Launching on pools.trade

$OnlyMarms is coming to Robinhood Chain through Uniswap’s pools.trade launchpad — discover, trade, and hold end-to-end. Contract address drops at launch.

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Where the money goes

Creator support for the M.A.D Lab — real field science, real costs, real marmots.

Trading activity is meant to keep alpine research funded. Every burrow needs more than one entrance — including on-chain ones on Robinhood Chain.

A Thank you from Dr. Blumstein

Screenshot of a tweet from Team Marmot thanking the $OnlyMarms community

Thank-you note from Team Marmot · shared with love

Network

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A yellow-bellied marmot perched on a sun-warmed rock

"our shareholders" ✎

Science · Culture

When federal grants dried up, the marmots got an OnlyFans.

When federal grants dried up, the team at the M.A.D Lab (Marmot Adaptive Dynamics Lab) got creative. In July 2026 they launched OnlyMarms — a cheeky OnlyFans page sharing photos of their wild marmots to keep six decades of alpine field science funded.

The internet did what the internet does: the page went viral. Degens saw the moment and spun up a meme coin, $OnlyMarms, pledging creator royalties straight back to the lab.

Now the colony moves to Robinhood Chain, launching on pools.trade — because every burrow needs more than one entrance.

Op-Ed · The Mission

A meme with a burrow full of purpose.

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Fund real science

Every creator royalty flows to the M.A.D Lab to keep marmot research running through the winter and beyond.

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Raise awareness

Turn a viral moment into lasting attention for conservation, alpine ecology, and public-science funding gaps.

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Robinhood Chain

Launching on Robinhood Chain via pools.trade — fair launch, transparent, for the colony.

Front Page · Official Statement

Accepted and appreciated by the current lead of the M.A.D Lab.

Dr. Daniel T. Blumstein — UCLA professor of Ecology & Evolutionary Biology and long-time marmot researcher at the Rocky Mountain Biological Laboratory — has gone on television multiple times to talk about the OnlyMarms story and the funding crisis behind it. The lab recognizes community support as a direct funding stream for marmot research — creator royalties claimed, accepted, and reinvested into keeping the fieldwork alive.

"yes, we accept it" ✎ as seen on TV

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"shouted out on air" ✎ as seen on ABC

Community activity

Mark your own real-life marmot

Researchers ID every marmot with a unique, non-toxic fur mark — that's why you see names like “egg” or “jamba_juice”. Sketch your own fur-ink suggestion, vote on the community's best ideas, and add your mark to the library.

Fur ink studio · Coming Soon

The Field Desk · Photo Reel

Dispatches from the Marmot Research Institute.

Real field photos courtesy of the RMBL Marmot Project — the very researchers your royalties support.

Photos © RMBL Marmot Project · shared with love, not affiliation

Financial Desk

Simple. Transparent. For the marmots.

100%

Royalties to M.A.D Lab

Team allocation

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Instructions · How to Buy

Four steps to join the colony.

Get a wallet

Use a wallet that supports Robinhood Chain. Fund it with gas for the network.

Open pools.trade

Go to pools.trade — the launchpad built for Robinhood Chain.

Find $OnlyMarms

Search $OnlyMarms when the CA goes live. Confirm you're on Robinhood Chain.

HODL & spread

Welcome to the colony. Post a marmot, tag a friend — for the science.

Contract Address

Coming Soon

CA will be posted here at launch on Robinhood Chain · pools.trade

Letters to the Editor

Marmot questions, answered.

Which chain is this on? +

Robinhood Chain. Launch and trading go through pools.trade.

Where do I buy $OnlyMarms? +

On pools.trade after launch. Contract address is Coming Soon — check back here.

How do the donations actually work? +

Creator royalties from trading activity are intended to support the M.A.D Lab and marmot field research — 100% of that flow for the science.

What is the M.A.D Lab? +

The Marmot Adaptive Dynamics Lab — a field research group operating continuously since 1962 studying marmot populations, behavior, and climate response in the Rocky Mountains.

Is this financial advice? +

Absolutely not. It's a meme coin. Only ape in with what you can afford to lose, and let it be for the marmots.

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